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IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (NUMBERED BECAUSE I CAN'T COUNT OTHERWISE)
TOP TEN LOCATIONS I WANT TO VISIT BUT CAN'T
1. Thremedon (Havemercy by Jaida Jones and Danielle Bennet)
THREMEDON. THE THREE MAIDENS. MIRANDA, CHARLOTTE, MOLLYEDGE, FUCK, I WANT TO GO. HIGH, IMPOSSIBLE MAGICIANS' TOWERS, THE BASQUIAT, THE ESAR'S PALACE, OUR LADY OF A THOUSAND FANS. THE AIRMAN. CAN I GO? STEP LIVELY, WATCH WHERE YOUR BOOTS GO. MAYBE STRAY INTO MOLLYEDGE A LITTLE. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. KEEP YOUR NOSE WHERE IT BELONGS. LOOK. WONDER. YEARN. I WANT TO GO. FUCKING THREMEDON. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BE FICTIONAL. FUCK.
2. Hogwarts & Diagon Alley (Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling)
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO GO TO HOGWARTS? RAISE YOUR HAND. IF YOU RAISED YOUR HAND, WELL, YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO TO HOGWARTS. I AM STILL WAITING FOR MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER YOU ASSWIPES HOW DO YOUR STUPID OWLS LOSE SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN THE MAIL? BUT MOSTLY, I WANT TO GO TO DIAGON ALLEY BECAUSE I LIKE TO SHOP AND I WANT TO HAVE THE BITCHINGEST SCHOOLBOOKS UP IN THERE.
3. 18th Century Boston
FUCKING FUCK, BOSTON. YOU ARE WHERE IT ALL HAPPENS. OLD STATE HOUSE. DESTRUCTION OF THE TEA. THE BRITISH HOLING THEMSELVES IN. POLITICS AND WAR. UNICORNS. I WANT TO GO SO BAD. ~HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE~ AND ALL.
4. San Francisco
IS A BOSS. FUCKING INCEPTION IN REAL LIFE. OH WHAT I GO THERE ALL THE TIME? OOPS.
5. Lindblum (Final Fantasy IX)
BUSINESS DISTRICT. THEATRE DISTRICT. SOME OTHER DISTRICTS. PEOPLE WHO PLAY CARDS WITH YOU IN THE STREET AND WHO WRITE RIDICULOUS DIALOGUE FOR THEIR PLAYS, LIKE, "No cloud, no squall shall hinder us!" THAT IS POETRY RIGHT THERE. FUCKING SHAKESPEARE MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE TANTALUS IS MY BAY BAY. ALSO, THAT HUNTING THING. THAT WAS PRETTY TIGHT.
6. Disneyworld
DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD.
7. Tidus' Zanarkand (Final Fantasy X)
WATCH BLITZBALL. CHEER AND CHEER. MAKE THROAT HOARSE. THEN PARTY. EVEN AT NIGHT? ZANARKAND NEVER SLEEPS!
8. Mt. Selene (mine)
THE MOMENT I DECIDED THEY HAVE GIANT FUCKING LIBRARIES ON THE SCALE OF TRAJAN'S BATHS, IT WAS OVER. CHESS. POOLS. CAFE. BIGASS SOFAS. ARCHERY CLASSES, FUCK YEAH.
9. Rome of the Roman Empire
I WANT TO VISIT A FUCKING BATH HOUSE AND SWIM NAKED IN ALL THAT OSTENTATIOUS GLORY OF MARBLE AND GOLD AND COLORED STONE.
10. The Dollhouse (Dollhouse)
NOT THAT I WOULD WANT TO WORK THERE BUT IT IS LIKE A PERFECT SPA WITH PERFECT MASSAGES AND PERFECT YOGA AND PERFECT BONSAI TREE TRIMMING CLASSES AND PERFECTLY CRUNCHY LETTUCE.
I PINE. SO MUCH.
TOP TEN LOCATIONS I WANT TO VISIT BUT CAN'T
1. Thremedon (Havemercy by Jaida Jones and Danielle Bennet)
THREMEDON. THE THREE MAIDENS. MIRANDA, CHARLOTTE, MOLLYEDGE, FUCK, I WANT TO GO. HIGH, IMPOSSIBLE MAGICIANS' TOWERS, THE BASQUIAT, THE ESAR'S PALACE, OUR LADY OF A THOUSAND FANS. THE AIRMAN. CAN I GO? STEP LIVELY, WATCH WHERE YOUR BOOTS GO. MAYBE STRAY INTO MOLLYEDGE A LITTLE. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. KEEP YOUR NOSE WHERE IT BELONGS. LOOK. WONDER. YEARN. I WANT TO GO. FUCKING THREMEDON. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BE FICTIONAL. FUCK.
2. Hogwarts & Diagon Alley (Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling)
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO GO TO HOGWARTS? RAISE YOUR HAND. IF YOU RAISED YOUR HAND, WELL, YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO TO HOGWARTS. I AM STILL WAITING FOR MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER YOU ASSWIPES HOW DO YOUR STUPID OWLS LOSE SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN THE MAIL? BUT MOSTLY, I WANT TO GO TO DIAGON ALLEY BECAUSE I LIKE TO SHOP AND I WANT TO HAVE THE BITCHINGEST SCHOOLBOOKS UP IN THERE.
3. 18th Century Boston
FUCKING FUCK, BOSTON. YOU ARE WHERE IT ALL HAPPENS. OLD STATE HOUSE. DESTRUCTION OF THE TEA. THE BRITISH HOLING THEMSELVES IN. POLITICS AND WAR. UNICORNS. I WANT TO GO SO BAD. ~HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE~ AND ALL.
4. San Francisco
IS A BOSS. FUCKING INCEPTION IN REAL LIFE. OH WHAT I GO THERE ALL THE TIME? OOPS.
5. Lindblum (Final Fantasy IX)
BUSINESS DISTRICT. THEATRE DISTRICT. SOME OTHER DISTRICTS. PEOPLE WHO PLAY CARDS WITH YOU IN THE STREET AND WHO WRITE RIDICULOUS DIALOGUE FOR THEIR PLAYS, LIKE, "No cloud, no squall shall hinder us!" THAT IS POETRY RIGHT THERE. FUCKING SHAKESPEARE MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE TANTALUS IS MY BAY BAY. ALSO, THAT HUNTING THING. THAT WAS PRETTY TIGHT.
6. Disneyworld
DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD. DISNEY WORLD.
7. Tidus' Zanarkand (Final Fantasy X)
WATCH BLITZBALL. CHEER AND CHEER. MAKE THROAT HOARSE. THEN PARTY. EVEN AT NIGHT? ZANARKAND NEVER SLEEPS!
8. Mt. Selene (mine)
THE MOMENT I DECIDED THEY HAVE GIANT FUCKING LIBRARIES ON THE SCALE OF TRAJAN'S BATHS, IT WAS OVER. CHESS. POOLS. CAFE. BIGASS SOFAS. ARCHERY CLASSES, FUCK YEAH.
9. Rome of the Roman Empire
I WANT TO VISIT A FUCKING BATH HOUSE AND SWIM NAKED IN ALL THAT OSTENTATIOUS GLORY OF MARBLE AND GOLD AND COLORED STONE.
10. The Dollhouse (Dollhouse)
NOT THAT I WOULD WANT TO WORK THERE BUT IT IS LIKE A PERFECT SPA WITH PERFECT MASSAGES AND PERFECT YOGA AND PERFECT BONSAI TREE TRIMMING CLASSES AND PERFECTLY CRUNCHY LETTUCE.
I PINE. SO MUCH.
