I was bored in lecture one day.

[ariad]

To be more accurate, I am bored in lecture most days. But on one particular day, I decided to kick that boredom by having a one-sided chat to an absent ipsius (something I do often) and ended up writing a Doctor Who/Final Fantasy VII crossover.

I was just being silly, but perhaps some of you will enjoy it.

Spoilers for Crisis Core (sort of) and "The End of Time."

"MY HOPES. MY DREAMS. THEY'RE YOURS NOW."
"ROSE TYLER."
wait can we do a doctor who/ff7 crossover?
"MY HOPES. MY DREAMS. MY COMPANION. MY TARDIS. MY SCREWDRIVER."
"THEY'RE YOURS NOW."
"TEN."
"BUT NOT MY CLOTHING."
"OR MY ACCENT."

Five years ago, Nine and Ten were buddies. Ten had left Gallifrey hoping to become a Time Lord, but he hadn't gotten there.
One day, they were sent back to Gallifrey with the Master to check some stuff out at the Time Vortex. Ten was too ashamed to show his face, so he wore his spacesuit the whole time.
I guess he saw Romana there
but let's say Martha
Martha, a fellow Gallifreyan, apparently.
Maybe this should be London.
But that's where the Master found out the Time Lord Council had fucked up his entire life.
He went mad and burned London down/gave everyone his face/summoned balls from the future.
Nine tried to stop him but got owned.
After making sure Martha was okay (because she got owned too), Ten picked up Nine's screwdriver and charged at the Master
and killed him with his stomach muscles/face.
Then he stumbled down the steps to Nine's side.
Time Lord President comes along.
"Ohohoho test subjects."
oh when I said Ten always wanted to be a Time Lord, I meant Doctor.
Four years later, Nine and Ten wake up. Ten is kind of out of it, but Nine busts them out of London.
They are making their way to ... London, where Martha lives now.
Let's make the first one Gallifrey. >>
WAIT NO MIDGAR SHOULD BE GALLIFREY
WAIT NO MIDGAR SHOULD BE LONDON
because that's where Nine and Rose had many adventures
anyway nine gets gunned down by time lord soldiers wat wat
and he's like "MY HOPES MY DREAMS THEY'RE YOURS NOW"
and he hands his screwdriver and tardis key to Ten
who goes to London
and meets Rose
and he's like, "I'm the Doctor."
and Rose is like, "Funny. I knew a Doctor. He was my first love, but he disappeared four years ago."
and Ten is like, "I don't know anything about that."
*poses*
"He also had a screwdriver/TARDIS."
"What a coincidence."
and then we go on the adventures of the Tenth Doctor who is really not a Doctor at all and who was never the Doctor but merely stole the identity of his BFF because the Time Lords made him crazy.

Comments

[ipsius.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I mem'd this even though I have it on record. You made everyone at lunch think I was crazy (which they wouldn't have necessarily discovered before the program ends >O).

The Doctor would have been so useless in AVALANCHE. >___>

[ariad.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? He would have taken that first boss out with his screwdriver, no problem. And then he would have had a nervous breakdown as the Master's mother started talking to him.

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT REALLY CLEAR ON WHAT IS HAPPENING THROUGHOUT FF7. WHAT A GAME. ♥

[malibu-and-coke.livejournal.com]

NOW EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!