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Chapter 9
HOJO, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? HANDS OFF MY BOY. HE JUST DEFEATED ("defeated") CRAZY HOMICIDAL LUNATIC WITH HIS STOMACH MUSCLES, WHICH WAS JUST AS CONVINCING AS THE FIRST TIME AROUND, AND HE DOES NOT NEED YOU CROWDING HIM WITH YOUR "EXPERIMENTS."

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MANMEAT, TOO. BECAUSE I AM VERY VERY SCARED OF YOU AND I HAVE TO GET HOME TO MY DARLING WHO IS WAITING FOR ME TO FIX HER FLOWER CART AND WON'T LET KUNSEL DO IT

OMG KUNSEL. I THINK YOU MAY ACTUALLY LIVE THROUGH THIS, BUT I THINK YOU ARE THE TYPE TO QUESTION ME BEING KILLED IN ACTION. OH SHIT. I'M ABOUT TO TIME SKIP, AREN'T I? PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD WHEN I WAKE UP.

AERITTTTTTHHHHH!!!!! AERITTTTHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

TSENG!!!! TSENG!!!! TAKE CARE OF MY GIRL!!!!!! DON'T SLEEP WITH HER. I TRUST YOU NOT TO SLEEP WITH HER EVEN THOUGH YOU EITHER CURRENTLY HAVE THE HOTS FOR HER OR WILL DEVELOP SAID HOTS WHILE I AM TIME SKIPPING.

OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE.

AAAAAAAAAH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAH!!!!

SEPHIROTH!!!!!!! I TRUSTED YOUUUUUU!! WELL, NOT REALLY BECAUSE I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT ZACK TRUSTED YOU.

OH, NIBELHEIM BOY. I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN. I GUESS I CAN'T COUNT BOOKS OR SOMETHING. NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY BURNED TO DEATH.

TIFA I DON'T REMEMBER HOW YOU GET OUT OF THIS. BUT GOOD FOR YOU.

FUCKING HOJO LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE IN PEACE. ALTHOUGH I GUESS THE DAMAGE YOU DO TO CLOUD'S MARBLES GIVES HIM THE SELF-CONFIDENCE TO SAVE THE WORLD. SORT OF. HM.

I MEAN, I COULD HAVE DONE THAT FOR HIM IN A MUCH HEALTHIER WAY, BUT OOPS. SEPHIROTH HAPPENED. DID YOU SEE THE WAY CLOUD LAUNCHED AT SEPHIROTH WITH MY BIGASS SWORD? OMG. SO COOL, CLOUD! ♥ WHY AREN'T YOU IN SOLDIER?

I started tearing up when Cloud said, "I've never seen you use that thing." Does Cloud only use the blunt side, too?

OH MY GOOOODDDDD I'M GOING TO DIIIIIEEEEE!!!

I wish I had started doing these freakouts from the start. I will continue to do them after each chapter, though. Mwehehehehe.


edit: Chapter 10
That was a really short chapter.

NOW I'M REALLY CONFUSED BECAUSE I DIDN'T TIME SKIP. AND KUNSEL IS SUSPICIOUS AS I FEARED. DON'T DIE, KUNSEL.

WHEN THE HELL DO I TIME SKIP?

I have nothing to freak out about this chapter.

Cissnei feels like a really underdeveloped character.

The FUCK happened to Lazard? I am so confused.

Date: 2011-04-25 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malibu-and-coke.livejournal.com
I am totally regretting selling my copy on ebay. THANK YOU.

Date: 2011-04-25 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ariad.livejournal.com
You're welcome! I am always happy to fill people with regret! (but DDDDD: I could never bear to part with any of my games.)

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