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fred fred ([personal profile] ariad) wrote2011-04-18 12:51 am

Excuse me while I freak out.

SHINRA, YOU CANNOT MAKE ME GO TO NIBELHEIM. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO NIBELHEIM. I KNOW HOW THIS STORY GOES. I AM NOT COMING BACK FROM THIS MISSION ALIVE. NEITHER ARE SEPHIROTH'S MARBLES. NEITHER ARE CLOUD'S.

TSENG. TAKE CARE OF AERITH. YOU ARE MY BFF. I AM COUNTING ON YOU, YOU PEEPING TOM.

KUNSEL. ILU. YOU ARE MY OTHER BFF. DON'T DIE. I KEEP FEARING YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I DON'T THINK YOU ARE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO DIE, CONSIDERING YOU HAVE NEITHER A FACE NOR A VOICE. BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO GET AN EMAIL SAYING, "Casualties: Kunsel" AND THEN I'LL CRY AND I WON'T HAVE AERITH TO COMFORT ME THIS TIME.

ANGEAL MONSTER IN THE CHURCH. WHAT IS UP WITH YOU. YOU TAKE CARE OF AERITH, TOO. KEEP HER COMPANY. I BET YOU'RE GOING TO BARF UP A WHITE MATERIA OR SOMETHING. IDK. I DON'T REMEMBER IF THE ORIGINAL GAME HAD AN ORIGIN STORY FOR THAT.

AERITH, I AM SORRY I WILL NOT BE THERE TO SHOW YOU THE SKY OR TO FILL UP THE SLUMS WITH FLOWERS OR TO CHECK OFF THE TWENTY-THREE TINY WISHES YOU WANT FULFILLED. I AM SORRY YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND A REPLACEMENT IN SOME KID WITH BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER AND THAT YOU WILL GET SKEWERED BY MY BUDDY WHOSE MARBLES ARE ALREADY LEAKING OUT OF HIS EARS. I AM ALSO SORRY THAT I PROBABLY WON'T HEAR THE LOVELY CHURCH MUSIC AGAIN EXCEPT PERHAPS IN A CUTSCENE DURING WHICH YOU GO SEE THE SKY BY YOURSELF. I REALLY HOPE YOU DO. BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER YOU SAW IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE ORIGINAL GAME, BUT IF YOU DID, CLOUD CLEARLY DID NOT PROPERLY APPRECIATE IT. BAD REPLACEMENT.

OH MAN. OH GOD. OH NO. WE ARE NOT COMING BACK FROM THIS MISSION INTACT.

[identity profile] malibu-and-coke.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 11:03 am (UTC)(link)

This post made my morning. XD

[identity profile] ariad.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM GLAD YOU FIND MY DISTRESS AMUSING. Haha, no, I really am glad. :D

NIBELHEIM ;__;

[identity profile] merrymilkmaid.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure White Materia came from Ifalna. So Angeal monster should not be barfing up any of that. NOT THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE MY WORD FOR IT SINCE I DIDN'T PLAY ANY OF THE GAMES.

Re: NIBELHEIM ;__;

[identity profile] ariad.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED ANY OF THE GAMES, GORL, THEY ARE SO GREAT AND THE STORYTELLING DEVICES ARE STRONGLY INTEGRATED INTO THE GAMEPLAY IN A WAY THAT LEGITIMATES VIDEO GAMES AS AN ARTISTIC MEDIUM INDEPENDENT OF PRETTY FMVS OR EXCELLENT DIALOGUE. But yes Ifalna makes much more sense.

Re: NIBELHEIM ;__;

[identity profile] merrymilkmaid.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I AM STILL HOLDING OUT HOPE OF SQUEENIX REBOOTING FFVII FOR PS3 (I KNOW THEY'VE SAID NO, BUT STILL). SO I CAN PLAY IN PRETTY PRETTY HD AND NOT HAVE TO STRAIN MY EYES. ALSO, I DO NOT HAVE A PSP TO PLAY CRISIS CORE. D: AND I HAVEN'T HEARD VERY GOOD THINGS ABOUT DIRGE OF CERBERUS.

Re: NIBELHEIM ;__;

[identity profile] ariad.livejournal.com 2011-04-20 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's too soon. Much too soon. FFVII is still too lovely. Also, I will lend you my PSP (after I lend it to two other people >_____>) because Crisis Core is gorgeous. GORGEOUS. I have heard few things about Dirge of Cerberus but most recently that it was great. But also that it is probably not my style because I am a pansy. D: