Excuse me while I freak out.
Apr. 18th, 2011 12:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ariadSHINRA, YOU CANNOT MAKE ME GO TO NIBELHEIM. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO NIBELHEIM. I KNOW HOW THIS STORY GOES. I AM NOT COMING BACK FROM THIS MISSION ALIVE. NEITHER ARE SEPHIROTH'S MARBLES. NEITHER ARE CLOUD'S.
TSENG. TAKE CARE OF AERITH. YOU ARE MY BFF. I AM COUNTING ON YOU, YOU PEEPING TOM.
KUNSEL. ILU. YOU ARE MY OTHER BFF. DON'T DIE. I KEEP FEARING YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I DON'T THINK YOU ARE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO DIE, CONSIDERING YOU HAVE NEITHER A FACE NOR A VOICE. BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO GET AN EMAIL SAYING, "Casualties: Kunsel" AND THEN I'LL CRY AND I WON'T HAVE AERITH TO COMFORT ME THIS TIME.
ANGEAL MONSTER IN THE CHURCH. WHAT IS UP WITH YOU. YOU TAKE CARE OF AERITH, TOO. KEEP HER COMPANY. I BET YOU'RE GOING TO BARF UP A WHITE MATERIA OR SOMETHING. IDK. I DON'T REMEMBER IF THE ORIGINAL GAME HAD AN ORIGIN STORY FOR THAT.
AERITH, I AM SORRY I WILL NOT BE THERE TO SHOW YOU THE SKY OR TO FILL UP THE SLUMS WITH FLOWERS OR TO CHECK OFF THE TWENTY-THREE TINY WISHES YOU WANT FULFILLED. I AM SORRY YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND A REPLACEMENT IN SOME KID WITH BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER AND THAT YOU WILL GET SKEWERED BY MY BUDDY WHOSE MARBLES ARE ALREADY LEAKING OUT OF HIS EARS. I AM ALSO SORRY THAT I PROBABLY WON'T HEAR THE LOVELY CHURCH MUSIC AGAIN EXCEPT PERHAPS IN A CUTSCENE DURING WHICH YOU GO SEE THE SKY BY YOURSELF. I REALLY HOPE YOU DO. BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER YOU SAW IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE ORIGINAL GAME, BUT IF YOU DID, CLOUD CLEARLY DID NOT PROPERLY APPRECIATE IT. BAD REPLACEMENT.
OH MAN. OH GOD. OH NO. WE ARE NOT COMING BACK FROM THIS MISSION INTACT.
TSENG. TAKE CARE OF AERITH. YOU ARE MY BFF. I AM COUNTING ON YOU, YOU PEEPING TOM.
KUNSEL. ILU. YOU ARE MY OTHER BFF. DON'T DIE. I KEEP FEARING YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I DON'T THINK YOU ARE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO DIE, CONSIDERING YOU HAVE NEITHER A FACE NOR A VOICE. BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO GET AN EMAIL SAYING, "Casualties: Kunsel" AND THEN I'LL CRY AND I WON'T HAVE AERITH TO COMFORT ME THIS TIME.
ANGEAL MONSTER IN THE CHURCH. WHAT IS UP WITH YOU. YOU TAKE CARE OF AERITH, TOO. KEEP HER COMPANY. I BET YOU'RE GOING TO BARF UP A WHITE MATERIA OR SOMETHING. IDK. I DON'T REMEMBER IF THE ORIGINAL GAME HAD AN ORIGIN STORY FOR THAT.
AERITH, I AM SORRY I WILL NOT BE THERE TO SHOW YOU THE SKY OR TO FILL UP THE SLUMS WITH FLOWERS OR TO CHECK OFF THE TWENTY-THREE TINY WISHES YOU WANT FULFILLED. I AM SORRY YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND A REPLACEMENT IN SOME KID WITH BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER AND THAT YOU WILL GET SKEWERED BY MY BUDDY WHOSE MARBLES ARE ALREADY LEAKING OUT OF HIS EARS. I AM ALSO SORRY THAT I PROBABLY WON'T HEAR THE LOVELY CHURCH MUSIC AGAIN EXCEPT PERHAPS IN A CUTSCENE DURING WHICH YOU GO SEE THE SKY BY YOURSELF. I REALLY HOPE YOU DO. BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER YOU SAW IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE ORIGINAL GAME, BUT IF YOU DID, CLOUD CLEARLY DID NOT PROPERLY APPRECIATE IT. BAD REPLACEMENT.
OH MAN. OH GOD. OH NO. WE ARE NOT COMING BACK FROM THIS MISSION INTACT.
